Grinch

You're a mean one...
Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're so charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch...
You're a bad banana with a...
Greasy black peel.

You're a monster..
Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
you've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch...
I wouldn't touch you with a...
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a foul one..
Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch...

The three words that best describe you
Are as follows
And I quote: "Stink! Stink! Stink!"